/* humans.txt: because it's 2008 somewhere. humanstxt.org */

/* TEAM */
  Human: Mutaaf Aziz
  Role: founder of Digital Craft AI (digitalcraftai.com), engineering leader,
        youth basketball coach, builder
  Location: Dallas–Fort Worth, Texas
  Contact: mutaaf.aziz [at] gmail.com
  GitHub: github.com/mutaaf

/* CREW */
  A fleet of AI agents that drafts, reviews and ships under a written
  contract. The contract is public: /AGENTS.md

/* SITE */
  Editions: Mission Control (the landing), Pro, 1996, 2006, 2026, the old Door
  Standards: HTML5, CSS3, ES5 (on purpose; old devices are people too)
  Components: none. One file, zero dependencies (one same-origin ad loader, Marquee), zero trackers of its own.
  Hosting: Cloudflare Workers
  For AI readers: /llms.txt

/* SECRETS */
  16 hidden across the editions, from 1976 to 2001.
  Start with the magic word from the colossal cave.
  Stuck? idkfa.